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Funniest joke ever

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goose
Re: Funniest joke ever
May 22, 2008 01:47PM
What do you call a boomerang that won't return?
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a stick
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goose
Re: Funniest joke ever
May 22, 2008 01:48PM
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
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No idea
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goose
Re: Funniest joke ever
May 22, 2008 01:48PM
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
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Still no idea
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goose
Re: Funniest joke ever
May 22, 2008 01:48PM
What do call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no
genitals?
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Still no fucking idea
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goose
Re: Funniest joke ever
May 22, 2008 01:49PM
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs
lying by the front door?
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Matt
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goose
Re: Funniest joke ever
May 22, 2008 01:49PM
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs
lying in a pile of leaves?
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Russel
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goose
Re: Funniest joke ever
May 22, 2008 01:50PM
What do you call two men with no arms and no legs
hanging by the window?
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Kurt n Rale
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goose
Re: Funniest joke ever
May 22, 2008 01:50PM
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs
with a spade in his head?
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Doug
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goose
Re: Funniest joke ever
May 22, 2008 01:51PM
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs
without a spade in his head?
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dougless
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goose
Re: Funniest joke ever
May 22, 2008 01:51PM
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs
floating in the sea?
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Bob
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goose
Re: Funniest joke ever
May 22, 2008 01:52PM
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs
marking a point in the ocean?
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Boy
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goose
Re: Funniest joke ever
May 22, 2008 01:53PM
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs
and no head?
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Dick
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goose
Re: Funniest joke ever
May 22, 2008 01:53PM
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs
who can swim?
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Clever Dick
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goose
Re: Funniest joke ever
May 22, 2008 01:55PM
Thank you, I'll be here all week, don't forget to tip the waiter smile
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Randal Flag
Re: Funniest joke ever
May 22, 2008 02:01PM
keep going, your title will promote soon
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goose
Re: Funniest joke ever
May 22, 2008 02:11PM
Randal Flag Wrote:
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> keep going, your title will promote soon

I have no idea (hehe); what are the boundry
points in terms of posts from one title to
the next?
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rklopper
Re: Funniest joke ever
May 22, 2008 02:14PM
you only get halp points for lame jokes...
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goose
Re: Funniest joke ever
May 22, 2008 02:21PM
rklopper Wrote:
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> you only get halp points for lame jokes...

Sounds like my last perf. review.
Sadly.
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Randal Flag
Re: Funniest joke ever
May 22, 2008 02:22PM
whats a halp point?
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goose
Re: Funniest joke ever
May 22, 2008 02:27PM
Randal Flag Wrote:
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> whats a halp point?

Thought he meant "help" ... my PM kept
attempting to find the upside of hiring me
during my last perf. review.
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Anonymous User
Re: Funniest joke ever
May 22, 2008 02:30PM
i think the title changes change on every 100 or 250 points.
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Randal Flag
Re: Funniest joke ever
May 22, 2008 02:32PM
THE ABSOLUTE - lol
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Anonymous User
Re: Funniest joke ever
May 22, 2008 03:13PM
What do you call a one legged girl?

Eileen.
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Anonymous User
Re: Funniest joke ever
May 22, 2008 03:13PM
Girl with no legs?

Noleen.
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Anonymous User
Re: Funniest joke ever
May 22, 2008 03:14PM
TADAAAA

+3 hitpoints for my ratings tongue sticking out smiley
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goose
Re: Funniest joke ever
May 22, 2008 03:15PM
Female Lawyer with no arms and no legs?
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Sue
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malcolm
Re: Funniest joke ever
May 22, 2008 03:23PM
Quote
Tracey
what's wrong with IE7?

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"Knowledge has much better uses than self-pity and superiority"
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MotaBoy
Re: Funniest joke ever
May 22, 2008 04:04PM
Q: What is the difference between a donkey?


A: Its left ear is the same length.
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goose
Re: Funniest joke ever
May 22, 2008 04:38PM
MotaBoy Wrote:
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> Q: What is the difference between a donkey?
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> A: Its left ear is the same length.

Somehow I feel that there is an object missing in that joke
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MotaBoy
Re: Funniest joke ever
May 22, 2008 04:42PM
Q: What is the difference between a parrot?

A: Its one wing is green and its other wing is also blue.
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