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Caffeine replacement
June 19, 2008 12:48PM
Anyone know of something that is as effective as caffeine for waking up?
Re: Caffeine replacement
June 19, 2008 12:49PM
ganja?
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June 19, 2008 12:50PM
Cold wash? yawning smiley
Re: Caffeine replacement
June 19, 2008 12:52PM
berocca?
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June 19, 2008 01:01PM
Columbian Nose Candy?

Failing that, Vitamin Green?
Anonymous User
Re: Caffeine replacement
June 19, 2008 01:02PM
monthly bills?
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June 19, 2008 01:08PM
Unexpected brown envelope from SARS

(won't just wake you up, will sober you up
as well not matter how many litres of alcohol
has been consumed)
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June 19, 2008 01:11PM
Red Bull?
Re: Caffeine replacement
June 19, 2008 01:14PM
red bull contains caffeine

and it has no effect on me
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June 19, 2008 01:35PM
10km on a bike

sex
Re: Caffeine replacement
June 19, 2008 02:17PM
"sex"


apparently it tires you out, not wake you up...
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June 19, 2008 02:20PM
Kilhra Wrote:
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> "sex"
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> apparently it tires you out, not wake you up...


Maybe he's doing it backwards?
Re: Caffeine replacement
June 19, 2008 03:07PM
SMS from girlfriend/wife: "I'm pregnant" - suppose it only works for men.
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June 19, 2008 03:11PM
rdebruyn Wrote:
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> SMS from girlfriend/wife: "I'm pregnant" - suppose
> it only works for men.

Reply: "Not mine; I'm firing blanks"

(now *thats* a wake-up smile
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June 20, 2008 01:14PM
Re: Caffeine replacement
June 26, 2008 04:12PM
Xenophobia.....
your gardener might just be next....
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June 26, 2008 08:28PM
Gafman! You back?

What happened to you? We thought you got hit by a STI?
Re: Caffeine replacement
June 26, 2008 09:43PM
i think its a muppet
Re: Caffeine replacement
June 27, 2008 12:18PM
Sugar works better than caffeine. If you're healthy try raisins and fruit juice. It takes about an hour to kick in and lasts about 3-4 hours. If you're not healthy jelly beans (hard shell not jelly babies or wine gums) work in about half an hour.

Maintain over a long period with 3-4 extra jelly beans every hour. If it's more than 14 hours you could need extra. If you plan to sleep, don't eat any for the last 2 hours. Much more than 5 jelly beans per hour over a longer period and concentration becomes difficult - one can get hyperactive and then "dive".

I was editor of a magazine - with crazy 24 hour days just before publishing. Jelly beans were tax-deductible in our offices!

I often wonder how much of the effect of caffeine is really the 2 spoons of sugar people have in it!
Re: Caffeine replacement
June 27, 2008 12:30PM
did you ever overdose on jelly beans?
Re: Caffeine replacement
June 27, 2008 02:23PM
Often smile

You find yourself either laughing at things that aren't funny, or getting irrationally angry at people that you normally tolerate. You find it ridiculous that Pizza places aren't open at 2am. You find yourself taking the stairs instead of the lift because it's quicker.

And when you do lie down ideas fly through your head like a mass migration of swallows. You think of great ideas to end poverty and sort out the Zimbabwe elections. Any idea you try to write down, makes no sense the following morning.

Know the feeling? smile
Anonymous User
Re: Caffeine replacement
June 27, 2008 02:29PM
areyou sure thats jelly beans you are eating? sounds more like mjBeans
Re: Caffeine replacement
June 27, 2008 02:31PM
or dr. hoffman beans
Anonymous User
Re: Caffeine replacement
June 27, 2008 02:32PM
hoffman beans won't give pizza ideas. Marley beans otoh will grinning smiley
Anonymous User
Re: Caffeine replacement
June 27, 2008 03:23PM
hoffman beans may give you pizza ideas, but I think more along the line of seeing pizza shaped people running around trying to eat you, but you will have no desires whatesoever to eat them back
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June 28, 2008 02:03PM
goose Wrote:
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> Failing that, Vitamin Green?

should be with every meal tongue sticking out smiley
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