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Favourite bumper stickers
April 11, 2008 12:22PM
Don't believe everything you think.

I thought I was indecisive; now I'm not so sure.

Squirrels - nature's speed bumps.

Dyslexics Untie!

Keep on working, millions on welfare depend on you!

Black holes are where God divided by zero.

Money is the root of all evil. For more information, send $10 to me.

I didn't believe in reincarnation in my last life, either!

Jesus loves you. But I'm his favourite.

The meek shall inherit the earth, after we're through with it.

Lawyers have feelings too (allegedly).

I plan to live forever. So far, so good!

Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

I don't have a beer gut, I have a protective covering for my rock hard abs.

To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.

I may not be perfect, but parts of me are excellent

Agree with me now - it will save so much time.


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Re: Favourite bumper stickers
April 11, 2008 12:25PM
Don’t expect miracles unless you’re prepared to pay the current high price of miracles

People who think they know it all, really annoy those of us who do.

The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless bickering

I get along very well with everybody except animals and people

I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it

The world need more people like us and fewer like them

Good leaders are scarce, so I’m following myself

It’s interesting to note that many distinguished people have bodies very similar to mine.
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Re: Favourite bumper stickers
April 14, 2008 12:48PM
If you can read this, my caravan came off..
Re: Favourite bumper stickers
April 16, 2008 11:50AM
My all time favourite..
Dont steal, the government hates competition
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